tea forks?

if i ever find one, i'llmake sure to keep it a secret.

blondes are trouble.

and i'm not sure i'll ever look at a white guy the same.

i blame you btw.

boyfriend = annoyance.

i can be single again please?

he's crazy.

not the cute kind of crazy.

the "i love you even though i hardly know you" crazy.

it's been weird for me.

he's sweet & cute & all.

but not what i want.

breakup and hear him cry on the phone now?

or risk it being even worse later?

i can get a paper cut and he'd probably cry himself to sleep over it.

he never wants his "babydoll" to hurt.

and this is only day 5.

god.

FML.

at least i have the best puppy ever.

monet > you.

i love her.